I am also going to work out at curves this afternoon by myself since my mom has to attend a meeting tonight for work. I can't complain that much though, because I did miss on Monday, so she had to go by herself. It really isn't all that bad, it is just nice to have my mom there to talk to.
Lets see, what else has happened recently?
Oh yes, Yesterday my boss found out that I was going to put in my two week notice at the end of March beginning of April and she asked me to stay until the end of May. She told me they can't afford to loose me. It made me feel good, but I just with the whole department would change their negative attitudes. It would be a much happier place. Yesterday this lady I work with was in a grouchy mood and I was like "her name, turn your frown upside down" if looks could kill, I would not be here today. So I have been trying not to let everyone else's negative attitudes affect me any more. Who knows maybe I can make a difference.
I don't have much else to say, but maybe the following will brighten you day up. I received it all in an email. Enjoy!
Church Signs
· Free Trip to heaven. Details Inside!
· Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins.
· Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here!
· An ad for a Church has a picture of two hands holding stone tablets on which the Ten Commandments are inscribed and a headline that reads, "For fast, fast, fast relief, take two tablets.
· When the restaurant next to the Church put out a big sign that said, "Open Sundays," the church reciprocated with its own message: "We are open on Sundays, too."
· Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons -- come hear one!
· Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush!
· Sign broken. Message inside this Sunday.
· Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world.
· If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.
· The best vitamin for a Christian is B1
· Under same management for over 2000 years
· Try Jesus. If you don't like Him, the devil will always take you back
· Soul food served here
· You can give without loving but you cannot love without giving
· Never give the devil a ride. He will always want to drive
· Reputation is what people think about you. Character is what people know you are
· Don't give up. Moses was once a basket case!
· Come early for a good Back seat
· Seven days without prayer makes one weak
· No Jesus - no peace, Know Jesus - know peace!
· Worry is interest paid on trouble before it is due
· Man's character is like a fence. It cannot be strengthened by whitewash
· K-Mart isn't the only saving place!
· Preach the gospel at all times. Use words if necessary
· Delay is preferable to error
· Prevent truth decay. Brush up on your bible
· It's hard to stumble when you're down on your knees
· What part of THOU SHALT NOT don't you understand?
· A clear conscience makes a soft pillow
· The wages of sin is death. Repent before payday
· Can't sleep? Try counting your blessings
· Forbidden fruit creates many jams
· Christians, keep the faith... But not from others!
· Satan subtracts and divides. God multiplies and multiplies
· If you do not want to reap the fruits of sin stay out of the devil's orchard
· May is God's apology for February
· To belittle is to be little
· A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
· No God -- No Peace. Know God -- Know Peace.
· A singing group called The Resurrection was scheduled to sing at a church. When a big snowstorm postponed the performance, the pastor fixed the outside sign to read, The Resurrection is postponed.
· People are like tea bags -- you have to put them in hot water before you know how strong they are.
· God so loved the world that He did not send a committee.
· When down in the mouth, remember Jonah. He came out alright.
· Fight truth decay -- study the Bible daily.
· How will you spend eternity -- Smoking or Non-smoking?
· Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives
· It is unlikely there'll be a reduction in the wages of sin.
· Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church.
· If you don't like the way you were born, try being born again.
· Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal fire insurance soon.
· This is a ch_ _ ch. What is missing?
· Forbidden fruit creates many jams.
· In the dark? Follow the Son.
· Running low on faith? Stop in for a fill-up.
· If you can't sleep, don't count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd.
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