You're from Texas if....

1. You can properly pronounce Corsicana, Palestine, Decatur, Wichita Falls, San Antonio, Mexia, Waco, and Amarillo.

2. A tornado warning siren is your signal to go out in the yard and look for a funnel.

3. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway.

4. You know that the true value of a parking space is not determined by the distance to the door, but by the availability of shade.

5. You measure distance in minutes.

6. You go to the lake because you think it is like going to the ocean.

7. You know cowpies are not made of beef.

8. Someone you know has used a football schedule to plan their wedding date.

9. You aren't surprised to find movie rentals, ammunition, and bait all in the same store.

10. You know everything goes better with Ranch.

Finally, you are 100% Texan if you have ever heard this conversation: "You wanna coke?" "Yeah." "What kind?" "Dr. Pepper."